For all of you that enjoyed (or maybe were horrified by) Jim Cramer’s emotional outburst, here’s a spoof on that. Its really funny, check it out.
You can catch more of these entertaining videos on Minyanville.com
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How To Become A Chick Magnet For Under $700
If you’re one of those unlucky guys who doesn’t have much luck with the ladies, your luck has now changed. You can now become a total babe magnet for less than $1000. All you need to do is buy an iPhone! [Since writing this article came out, the prices have dropped and you can get an iPhone for a lot less than that.]
According to Cliff Mason of TheStreet.com, its the best $600 he’s ever wasted.
As soon as she gets her hands on the thing, the cashier next to her catches sight of it and flashes me a look of what I can only describe as sheer ecstasy before asking if she, too, can take a look. When the two women on either side of me and the one in line behind me realized there was an iPhone owner in their midst, they reacted like I was one of the Beatles, circa 1964.
Maybe I’m embellishing a bit, but not much. It is true that within that five-minute period, more women tried to make more small talk with me than at any time in the last four or five years.
Further, he justifies its high price tag too.
People compare the price of the iPhone to the much lower price of a BlackBerry or a Treo and conclude that the $600 price tag is way too expensive. They’re using the wrong comparison. We should be comparing the iPhone with plastic surgery. What’s $600 compared to the $6,000 you might pay for a tummy tuck, or the $8,000 many will pay for a face-lift?
So if any of you are looking for a good excuse to buy an Iphone, this is probably the best one. You can read about it in his own words here.
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George W. Bush Humor
“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
– George W. Bush
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
– George W. Bush
“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.”
George W. Bush
“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
– George W.Bush
“The future will be better tomorrow .”
– George W. Bush
“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
– George W. Bush
“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
– George W. Bush
“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
– George W. Bush
“Public speaking is very easy.”
– George W. Bush
“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
– George W. Bush
“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
– George W. Bush
” For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
– George W. Bush
“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
– George W. Bush
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it .”
– George W. Bush
“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
– George W. Bush
Check out this site on Ron Paul.
Interesting Investment Quotes
Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.
Donald Trump
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
Warren Buffett
There’s nothing wrong with getting fired.
Ted Turner
The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy
My son is now an “entrepreneur.” That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.
Ted Turner